why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
thats my favourite animal
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
We’re not bad people. We just come from a bad place.